The best, funniest (and maybe even dumbest) one-line quotes of Iowa coaches and players during the week prior to the Minnesota game Sept. 28.
I know the pig’s heavy, I know that much
– Quarterback Jake Rudock on his impressions of the Floyd of Rosedale trophy.
He plays monopoly; I was shocked, nobody plays board games anymore.
–Coach Kirk Ferentz when describing the personality of cornerback B.J. Lowery
Next thing you know I’m grabbing my helmet and running out for another PAT.
–Punter and placeholder Connor Kornbrath on Kevonte Martin-Manley’s second punt return for a touchdown in a span of 59 seconds vs. Western Michigan.
We never go against our offense in practice, we have a scout-team offense
–Linebacker Chris Kirksey when asked if it helps that Minnesota’s offense is similar to Iowa’s
We’re not really in it (meetings) with the quarterbacks, they go over that stuff by themselves
–Running back Mark Weisman when asked how the coaches evaluate QB Jake Rudock play on film
He’s somebody I’d like to take to the casino with me
–Safety Tanner Miller on cornerback B.J. Lowery’s tendency to beat his teammates at board and video games